Newton’s 5th law
Breaking
news: Newton’s 5th law (Exam Law)
performance of boys in the exam decreases
when the no of girls in the exam hall increases!
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Belive in WORK
Not in LUCK
Bill gates never did Laxmi pooja but he is
Richest man.
Einstein never did Sarswati pooja but hewas most Intelligent.
Belive in WORK Not in LUCK
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Don’t play with students they can do anything for
marks
Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15 marks..
Student’s Answer:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then admit wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.
MORAL: Don’t play with students they can do
anything for 15 marks.
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Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya
Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya
socha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya
bathroom mein kardi meine cheating ki setting
aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting
Exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya
kia bataon paper tha physics aur mein chemistry le aaya.
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Kehdo un parhne walon se
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay they,
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Kya life hai hamari?
Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes
Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?
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Answers of a Brilliant student
Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%
Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.
Did the student Answer Anything
Wrong…???
Like TO Support Students
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Love Letter v/s Exam Paper
Love Letter v/s Exam Paper
Love Letter hazaro khayal,
Jinhe shabdo main nahi likh paate
Exam paper
Hazaaro shabd likhne padte hai jo khayaalon main bhi nahi aate
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IIT exam, Santa got
1 question
IIT exam,
Santa got 1 question.
Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6
&
wrote:
“Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka”
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Itne kum marks
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
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xams ki sari tayyari ho gay
Yahoooooo……!!!!
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
(’;’)
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus….
Parhna baqi hay :p |
