| 1 Sardar Resturent pe soup pi raha tha. Boy: Surdar G soup wich makhi Ae.. Sardar: Dil wada ker yar, makhi ne kina pe lena ae |
Ustad Sardar Se: Batao Pine Apple Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarity Hai?
Sardar Kafi Der Sochne K Baad: Dono Pe AMROOD Nhi lagtay…
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| Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare ho kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho? Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT 9am-11am |
Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet but the egg was empty Sardar angrily shouts Saley aaj kal k murghay bhi CONDOM use karney lagey hain.” §”
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| Race dekhte hue sarddar ne dosre se pocha, inam kis ko mile ga?” 2nd; “sb se aage wale ko” sardar; “to phir peeche wale kyun bhag rahe hain.” |
| Minister: Bomb blast mein halaak honai walon k lia 5 lac or zakhmi honai walon k lia 3 lac rupai dainai ka elaan kia jata hai Sardar: tay jinhan da TARRAH nikal gaya unhan wastai kuch v nahi? |
| Sardar jee:Maths wich fail Q hoya? Son:Kaddi teacher kehndi ay 3+5=8 Agle din kehndi ay 4+4=8 fair kehndi ay 6+2=8 Sali nu aap confirm nahin te menu ki sikhau…  |
| Nurse: Mubarak ho ap k ghr larka paida hwa hy. Sardar:Wa g wa kya technology hai,B.V meri hospital hy, or bacha mere ghr paida hwa hai… Sardar G ka Bacha school jaaty huy bahot ro raha tha Sardar G boly; Sher dy Bachy Rondy nahe! Bacha bola; Sher dy bachy school v nahe jandy. |
| 2scholors 1pathan or 1sardar pani peenay gy, glas ùlta para tha Sardar:yar iska to mu hi band hai. Pathan:Ye to neéchay se b toota hua hai.. |
| Sardar In KBC Srk questioned “In which state ganga flows”? Sardar: Liquid state Audience clapped Srk was shocked turned to the audience n said All were sardars! |
Do sardar jungle main ja rahe thae raste main aik sheer aa gia
Do sardar jungle main ja rahe thae raste main aik sheer aa gia. Aik sardar ne us ki aankh main matti dali our bhagne laga dosra sardar wahan khara raha pahle ne usae kaha k bhaago He replied: Main koun bhagoon matti to tum ne dalli hai……..
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Forgetful Sardar
One day Sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident!!" Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
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A Punjabi Sardar and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State's patriotic history during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters. They finally agreed on a method to find which of the states had more freedom fighters. Each person would say the name of a freedom fighter from his state and pull one hair out of his opponents head. Both of them began earnestly. "Bhagat Singh" said the Sardar and pulled one hair from the Bengali. "Netaji" said the Bengali and did the same. They continued like this for some time, but soon exhausted all known freedom fighters. The Bengali, however, was very clever. He used Sardar's ignorance and reeled off a lot of imaginary names. The Punjabi was stuck. He did not know any more Punjabi freedom fighter's name. He thought deeply for a moment, jumped on the Bengali's head and pulled all his hair out shouting - "JallianWala Bagh"
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Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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Sardar sms
