Wife sms

wRonG NuMbeR

HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi 2 his wife in Lahore. Servant picked the phone.
HusBnd, Mem Sab se bat karvao!
SerVnt, Woh to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.
HusBnd, Par sahb to main hun.
SerVnt, Ab main kia karun?
HusBand, maar de 2 9 ko main hold krta hun.
After killing…….
SerVant, Lashon ka kia karun
HusBand, Ghar ke peche walay swiming pool main phenk de or bhag ja
SerVant, per hamre ghar main to swiming pool hi nahi he..
HusBand, Oh! Sorry Wrong number………


Biwi Bhot Pareshan Karti

Husband Malang Baba Se:Meri Biwi Bhot Pareshan Karti HaiUska Koi Ellaj Batao,
Malang:Beta Agr Bivi Ka Koi Ellaj HotaTo Aj Mein Malang Na Hota.