Exam SMS

Newton’s 5th law Breaking news: Newton’s 5th law (Exam Law) performance of boys in the exam decreases when the no of girls in the exam hall increases!

Ascii SMS Messages

Ye pyara sa gulab sirf aap ke liye Ye pyara sa gulab sirf aap ke liye . . . . . . . . . . . (\./) /.".)"^----;";_ \,,/"(   ,   , )\        //\\ //\\ Iska naam gulab hai to hum kya kare.

Anniversary sms

I’ll always remember I’ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don’t know what I’d do Your loving and thoughtful, Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

Sardar sms

1 Sardar Resturent pe soup pi raha tha. Boy: Surdar G soup wich makhi Ae.. Sardar: Dil wada ker yar, makhi ne kina pe lena ae

Munna bhai SMS

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara Munna Bhai

Friendship SMS

I may not be the 'perfect friend', I also may not be the "best' of them all, but I am the one who wanna see u *happy forever* Have A nice Day

A friendship story: 1st frnd:dekh maine naya mobile Liya.  2nd frnd:waah,chal party de, Me tuje gift dunga. Shaamko wo hotel gaye(aftr dinner)  2nd:tumne hotel me khane ka intzam kaise kiya?  1st frnd:mobile Bechke, Teri khushi se badhkar thodi ku6 hai? 2nd frnd:saale,muje pata tha, Tu aisa hi karega, Maine tera becha hua mobile Us dukan se le liyatha... Le teri gift!

Wife sms

wRonG NuMbeR HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi 2 his wife in Lahore. Servant picked the phone. HusBnd, Mem Sab se bat karvao! SerVnt, Woh to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain. HusBnd, Par sahb to main hun. SerVnt, Ab main kia karun? HusBand, maar de 2 9 ko main hold krta hun. After killing……. SerVant, Lashon ka kia karun HusBand, Ghar ke peche walay swiming pool main phenk de or bhag ja SerVant, per hamre ghar main to swiming pool hi nahi he.. HusBand, Oh! Sorry Wrong number………